Scientists confirm rift in space-time continuum

Scientists have confirmed the first known rift in the space-time continuum, which may have irreversibly altered the fabric of the universe about a year ago. The discovery was made by Dr. Emmett Brown of Hill Valley, California and confirmed by NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. Though the full effects are not yet known, Brown opined on the possibilities. "Imagine waking up one morning and everything you know is suddenly different: your spouse, your job...Hillary Clinton might not even be President." A local Upper West Side resident downplayed the news. "It makes for good sci-fi, but it's too far-fetched to believe."

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